There are many things in this life that I would not wish my worst enemies to have to go through, 
much less a friend. Among these things include having a heart dug out with a spoon, a fishhook in the eye, grenade shrapnell in the tongue, and having nose hairs plucked. This does not go well with the fact that I get 100% annoyed when occasionally a nose hair of mine outgrows it's home and makes it way to the outer border of my nostril. Several times while driving I have taken a look in the rear view mirror to switch lanes and found a pestering little hair poking it's head out to test me. I really struggle to resist having the urge to reach up and rip it out. When I have failed to resist yanking it out, my wife has worried for her life because the car swerved uncontrollably in and out of lanes due to the agonizing pain. My eyes then swell with tears making the ability to drive even more difficult. I recently learned that many are choosing to wax their nose hairs as an alternative to plucking, but we won't go there.
much less a friend. Among these things include having a heart dug out with a spoon, a fishhook in the eye, grenade shrapnell in the tongue, and having nose hairs plucked. This does not go well with the fact that I get 100% annoyed when occasionally a nose hair of mine outgrows it's home and makes it way to the outer border of my nostril. Several times while driving I have taken a look in the rear view mirror to switch lanes and found a pestering little hair poking it's head out to test me. I really struggle to resist having the urge to reach up and rip it out. When I have failed to resist yanking it out, my wife has worried for her life because the car swerved uncontrollably in and out of lanes due to the agonizing pain. My eyes then swell with tears making the ability to drive even more difficult. I recently learned that many are choosing to wax their nose hairs as an alternative to plucking, but we won't go there. After having experienced this a few times, I started to wonder what can compete with t
he level of suckiness that nose hair plucking qualifies for that women would more fully be able to understand. I thought of childbirth, but then realized, no, that's too easy. I then remembered hearing of friends who had chosen to get a bikini wax, and realized that I had myself a good competition. A few of the most sensitive parts of the body slowly being tortured at every pinpoint whether it be in bulk of hundreds of hairs at a time, or one dreaded hair at a time. You are welcome to test either or both to see which you would prefer, but it is at your own risk, and this website and/or those running this website will not be held responsible for any consequences that become of those choices. The time has come for all to weigh in, and for you to decide. When you are found captive by a clan of vicious Mongolians and they give you the the following choices for methods of torture to be performed on you....What do you choose? Nose hairs being plucked one at a time, or a bikini wax?
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4 comments:
Okay - plucking your nose hair?? That is pure torture. It brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. Haven't you heard of nose trimmers? They are awesome and painless and should be used by BOTH the sexes.
Bikini waxes... I don't have any experience with this. However, I have tried to wax my legs and eyebrows and it was very painful.
The things we do to beautify ourselves.....
Yikes neither! Though in the end I'd probably have to say that those who bikini wax are worse off--more surface area = more pain.
Neither! Nose trimmers, and electric razors! Good ENOUGH! Hahahaha....
Lol..hhahahah plucking nose hair is really a torture..!! waaaaaaaaaahhh!!! That hurts like hell!
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